You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Votes: 16
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. Votes: 14
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is. Votes: 12
Happiness is loving your enemies. Votes: 0
Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..." "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard. Votes: 0
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. Votes: 0
Happiness is a warm puppy. Votes: 0
Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir... its days and its nights... its peaks and its valleys... Votes: 0
I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it. Votes: 0
A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself. Votes: 0
All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt! Votes: 0
Don't be a leaf... Be a tree! Votes: 0
Why me, lord? Don't answer that! Votes: 0
My anxieties have anxieties. Votes: 0
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. Votes: 0
Love makes you do strange things... Votes: 0
To dance is to live! Votes: 0
I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens. Votes: 0
Cartooning really is just designing. Votes: 0
A watched supper dish never fills! Votes: 0
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. Votes: 0
Never, ever, ever give up. Votes: 0
Nobody remembers who came in second. Votes: 0
You can't eat compliments. Votes: 0
Happiness is a sad song. Votes: 0
On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it! Votes: 0
Love is sharing your popcorn. Votes: 0
It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it... Votes: 0
Love is a letter on pink stationery. Votes: 0