My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool cups that go around the ears. Votes: 8
My sister could fall asleep at the drop of a hat. She would fall asleep on the train. Me, I never slept. Still. I have a hard time sleeping. But I used to admire her ability to wake up late. Votes: 7
The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident. Votes: 6
When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret. Votes: 3
When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle. Votes: 3
The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde. Votes: 1
Chris [Kattan] and Will [Ferrell] and I all went out â I donât want to say where, because itâs a famous restaurant and itâs Italian-owned and I donât want any trouble. But I ended up throwing up all night from food poisoning. All the blood vessels in my eyes were broken, and the blood vessels in my face. I did not sleep. I walked into the audition and the makeup person said, âOh my God, what happened to you?â I looked like I was in a car accident. Votes: 0