I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. Votes: 14
Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people. Votes: 9
Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money. Votes: 8
It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering. Votes: 8
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. Votes: 5
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. Votes: 2
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. Votes: 2
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. Votes: 1
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not. Votes: 0
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. Votes: 0
How much do I owe you? Votes: 0