Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable. Votes: 17
Watergate is the great liberal illusion that you can have public virtue without private morality. Votes: 5
Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring. Votes: 2
the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all. Votes: 0
No good deed goes unpunished. Votes: 0
Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer. Votes: 0
I can't avoid writing. It's a sort of nervous tic I have developed since I gave up needlepoint. Votes: 0
No woman has ever so comforted the distressed or distressed the comfortable. on Eleanor Roosevelt. Votes: 0
Young men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much. Votes: 0
A great man is one sentence. Votes: 0
Thoughts have no sex. Votes: 0