Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. Votes: 11
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short. Votes: 5
Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire. Votes: 0
Snooker is just chess with balls. Votes: 0
It's my mission to tell the Australians from abroad in my work that Australia is a wonderful place. Votes: 0
Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world. Votes: 0
Men never sound more stupid than when they're telling you they're a very complex personality. Votes: 0