I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area. Votes: 20
I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice. Votes: 12
Hockey's my favorite sport. Votes: 7
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. Votes: 0
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance. Votes: 0
Firefighters don't go on strike. Votes: 0
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER. Votes: 0
Life Sucks,get a helmet Votes: 0
I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will. Votes: 0
There's no male Oprah. Votes: 0
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them. Votes: 0
Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do. Votes: 0
The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't. Votes: 0
All knowledge is ultimately rooted in metaphorical (or analogical) modes of perception and thought. Votes: 0
Sin is in, and so we begin... Votes: 0
I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan. Votes: 0
I actually like talking. Votes: 0