My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances. Votes: 7
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. Votes: 6
I never went out looking for glory. Votes: 5
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. Votes: 3
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it. Votes: 0
When you talk about George Burns you're talking about a living legend . . . well, a legend, anyhow. Votes: 0
Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera. Votes: 0
I was in World War II; I cried when they took me in the Navy. That's the last time I cried. Votes: 0
When I'm onstage, I'm acting. Votes: 0
Frank Sinatra enjoyed my humor, so I could say almost anything to him. I mean, within reason. Votes: 0
I was a mother's boy. Votes: 0
I don't do impressions. Votes: 0