All you have to do is say, 'I'm going home,' and you're the most popular girl at the party. Votes: 6
It gets tiring being a smartass. Votes: 4
As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times. Votes: 3
I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that. Votes: 2
I do believe in the infallibility of the Pope, because I think we have to believe in something. Votes: 0
Everybody's got a sack of rocks. Votes: 0
Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. Votes: 0