Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street? Votes: 2
Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. Votes: 0
If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure. Votes: 0
If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044. Votes: 0
You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley? Votes: 0
I don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places. Votes: 0
Try not to wake up on fire. Votes: 0