Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. Votes: 9
Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice. Votes: 6
Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long. Votes: 6
Health is when it hurts in a new place every day. Votes: 6
Optimism is lack of information. Votes: 6
Beauty is a horrible power. Votes: 6
Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything. Votes: 5
I had enough brain to live a stupid life. Votes: 4
Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs? Votes: 3
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late. Votes: 3
Women critics are amazons in climax. Votes: 3
Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt. Votes: 3
It's not a face, but a personal insult. Votes: 3
Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality. Votes: 2
A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband. Votes: 0
Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled. Votes: 0
It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him. Votes: 0
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men. Votes: 0
All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style. Votes: 0
Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor. Votes: 0
If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent. Votes: 0
I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly. Votes: 0
On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him. Votes: 0
You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it. Votes: 0
My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it. Votes: 0
If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up - she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight - she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a lover! Votes: 0
A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa. Votes: 0
It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth. Votes: 0