The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady. Votes: 12
I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity. Votes: 0
Ram it up your poop chute. Votes: 0
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons. Votes: 0
You can't escape the puking sphinx. Votes: 0
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay. Votes: 0
Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz. Votes: 0
Don't eat the yellow snow. Votes: 0
There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going! Votes: 0
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems. Votes: 0
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins? Votes: 0
Don't forget to vote. Votes: 0
To me absurdity is the only reality Votes: 0
You're baloney without the mayo. Votes: 0
Shut Up and Play your Guitar. Votes: 0
There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you! Votes: 0
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. Votes: 0
I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss. Votes: 0
who are the brain police? Votes: 0
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy. Votes: 0
My guitar wants to kill your mama. Votes: 0
Unbind your mind, there is no time. Votes: 0
Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure? Votes: 0
So many books, so little time. Votes: 0
One size does not fit all. Votes: 0
One and one is eleven. Votes: 0
All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed. Votes: 0
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes. Votes: 0
King of kings, that must be Elvis. Votes: 0
Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat. Votes: 0
Hair growing out every hole in me. Votes: 0
People like to own things. Votes: 0
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set! Votes: 0
Brown shoes don't make it. Votes: 0
I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment. Votes: 0
Jazz is the music of unemployment. Votes: 0
Information doesn't kill you. Votes: 0
Well Mike, I'm abnormal. Votes: 0
Never bend over for a Christian. Votes: 0