The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric. Votes: 2
You are not easily forgotten. Votes: 2
It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it. Votes: 0
Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you. Votes: 0
It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry. Votes: 0
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes. Votes: 0
A man would rather be trampled by elephants on fire than tell you he's just not that into you. Votes: 0
Always be classy. Never be crazy. Votes: 0
Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears. Votes: 0
Because here's what guys don't do if they can't live without you: They don't break up with you. Votes: 0
big plans require big action Votes: 0
Don't waste the pretty Votes: 0
Good enough to tweet, not to say. Votes: 0
If we're friends with someone and attracted to them, we're going to want to take it further. Votes: 0
I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie! Votes: 0
I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself. Votes: 0
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. Votes: 0
My daughter genuinely asked me to hand her the basketball bat. I might be failing as a father. Votes: 0
Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep. Votes: 0