Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. Votes: 24
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out. Votes: 13
You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played. Votes: 8
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out." Votes: 4
Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. Votes: 3
Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around. Votes: 3
Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you! Votes: 0
No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate. Votes: 0