I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys. Votes: 13
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low. Votes: 12
I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. Votes: 7
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing. Votes: 3
I'm the voice of honesty. Votes: 0
Don't let the government win. Votes: 0
I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out. Votes: 0
I didn't listen to executives. Votes: 0
I don't talk about my salary. Votes: 0
I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves. Votes: 0
I will never feel successful. Votes: 0
I'm in a war, a cultural war. Votes: 0
I'm not looking for a paycheck. Votes: 0
It's no treat being in bed with me. Votes: 0
Rick Shapiro is a top comedian. Votes: 0