Top quotes by Howie Mandel

Deal or No Deal' works nicely with my ADD/ADHD symptoms. I show up, meet the contestants, and move around the set. I'm not stuck behind a pedestal reading trivia questions. I've always had problems sitting still and listening for long periods of time. The show spares me these challenges. I can live in the moment. It's like a standup act. Votes: 16

There isn't anybody out there who doesn't have a mental health issue, whether it's depression, anxiety, or how to cope with relationships. Having OCD is not an embarrassment anymore - for me. Just know that there is help and your life could be better if you go out and seek the help. Votes: 15

Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who you are? Nothing is as good, except maybe having a baby. Votes: 13

Some version of 'Deal or No Deal' airs in 120 countries. And they play it exactly the same way, with models and briefcases. It crosses language and culture and gender, because it's the simplest game in the world, and everyone wants to press their luck. Votes: 13

One of the great pleasures of having children is spending one-on-one time with them. Sadly, I could do that for only a few minutes at a time. I'd never say that ADD/ADHD is a gift or a blessing. And if someone says it is a gift, I'd love to return it. Votes: 11

Standup keeps me grounded and keeps me in touch. I get to go from small towns to big cities, across Canada and the U.S., and you're out there and talking to people. You get a sense of what they respond to. Votes: 11

We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were funny and poignant to us. They just took off. These are all stories from my life. Votes: 11

I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. Votes: 9

I once called construction companies to bid on an addition to the school library so that there would suddenly be people outside, measuring the building. 'Who authorized this?' the principal would ask. The answer: 'Howie Mandel.' Votes: 9

You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream, and says, 'Don't tell your mother.' You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent. Votes: 9

I love voice-acting - I can go to work without wearing pants. Although I did wear pants during Gremlins. But it's always more comfortable to work without. And if you notice, I relate to Gizmo in that way because he also works without pants. I have furry little legs, too. Votes: 9

In the mid-1970s, there was this huge boom of stand-up comedy throughout North America. I went to see a show at a club called Yuk-Yuks, in Toronto, and I was just fascinated. I ended up coming back for amateur hour on a Monday at midnight and got up there without any thought as to what might come of it. Votes: 8

My point of reference is life, in everything that I do. Votes: 8

The success of any stand-up act comes out of life experience. Votes: 7

I once missed an appointment because I left my house, I locked the door. And then I thought, like anybody else, you know, 'I don't think I locked the door.' I just kept going back to the door. And I couldn't stop myself from checking and checking. Votes: 7

I was diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADD/ADHD) and obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) as an adult, but I don't remember a time when I didn't have them. Back in the 1960s, when I was growing up, my symptoms didn't have a name, and you didn't go to the doctor to find out. Votes: 6

After I impulsively revealed that I have OCD on a talk show, I was devastated. I often do things without thinking. That's my ADD/ADHD talking. Out in public, after I did the show, people came to me and said, 'Me, too.' They were the most comforting words I've ever heard. Votes: 6

I have an insatiable desire to be the center of attention. Votes: 6

Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I don't want people to expect what is going to happen next. Votes: 6

My childlike qualities sometimes lead me to jump into projects without thinking of the consequences. Votes: 6

I have thoughts - obtrusive thoughts and rituals that have to - it's like a broken re - a skipping record. And if these thoughts or these triggers happen to me through maybe shaking a hand or just a thought or just - then I can't get past it and move on with my life. Votes: 5

I'm always in a hotel room, and I spend a good portion of my day setting it up so it's comfortable for me. Whether that means making paths out of towels so I don't touch the carpet or removing the comforters or just not touching things. Even sitting on a plane with a bunch of other people - it's really hard for me. Votes: 5

The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable. Votes: 5

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world. Votes: 5

I think the solution to making this world better is if we would just be healthy, mentally. Votes: 5

I go to therapy a lot. And I'm - I'm open about that, and I try to get the help so that I - so that I can cope and - and make my way in life and with my family. Votes: 4

We were a very small circle of writers. Everybody brought to the table their own life experience. Votes: 3

I think being a dad is scary. I mean, I'm not that grown-up myself. Votes: 2

I'm always on the verge of death in my head. Votes: 2

Everything runs its course. We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life. My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell. Votes: 1

My parents both had a great sense of humor, and always laughed a lot. One night, when they were watching 'Candid Camera,' I finally understood what comedy was all about. I heard the laughter on television, I turned around and saw my parents laughing, and that's when I thought: 'This is great. This is what I can do. I'm gonna prank somebody.' Votes: 0

If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok. Votes: 0

I've been chased. I've been pushed. I've been screamed at. I've been verbally abused. I've been afraid for my safety. But I did it all in the name of entertainment. Votes: 0

There were 84 original episodes. It was rated No. 1 and No. 2 on the Fox Children's Network. We figured it was time to make it available to people who have never watched it. Votes: 0

My whole life is a practical joke. Every evening and every show has really become about entertaining me. I was always like that. And now I've come full circle because that's what the TV show is too. Votes: 0

It's really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it's six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it's 90 minutes. If I do an interview, that's 15 minutes. So by the end of the day I've done three hours worth of work. Votes: 0

What is the luck of the draw that me - me - who finally writes a book, it comes out in the - in the - in the time, in the center of the first pandemic, H1N1? And I'm going out on signings, and I'm going out to the public. This is the one time when I need to be hermetically sealed. Votes: 0

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie? Votes: 0

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another cash bracket. Votes: 0

I was always incredibly obsessed with germs and cleaning and taking shower after shower after shower. Even when I was very young, I wouldn't tie my shoelaces because they had touched the ground. I had continuous repetitive thoughts that I couldn't get past. As a child, my mind was a lot busier than I was. Votes: 0

I was kind of a misfit, actually. When you're young, you want to be like everybody else, and I was like nobody else. I couldn't sit still. I was impulsive. I still am. What is now called a 'talent' did not serve me well as a child. I didn't have friends. I was really an outcast. Votes: 0

I have to be the only person in America who had a doctor say to him, 'Please don't put any more surgical gloves on your head and inflate them.' Votes: 0

The doctor heard my heartbeat and found out I had an irregular heartbeat. I was not symptomatic or aware of my symptoms. I had no idea that this could make me five times more likely to have a stroke than somebody who doesn't have this. Votes: 0

If you come to any of my live shows, you'll see, it's very frenetic. I have the attention span of a gnat. Votes: 0

Diana Ross saw me on Merv Griffin and hired me to be her opening act. Votes: 0

I'm a huge fan of mine. I go to just about every show I do. Votes: 0

My wife doesn't cook, so we eat out every night. It's not fine dining or anything - we're not fancy people. Votes: 0

Unlike 'Deal or No Deal,' which is for the entire family, my standup is not for the entire family. Votes: 0

After being on the road so much I want to spend more time with my family, who I hear are wonderful people. Votes: 0

Bobby's World touched a lot of people. That's why the family's last name is Generic. Uncle Ted is based on uncles we've all had. Votes: 0

I am beloved by millions. Votes: 0

I can go to a lot of games, but I'm not a player. I'm kind of an observer. That's why I think I do what I do in life. I just observe. That's what I find fascinating. Votes: 0

I don't know if I'm teaching my kids right, but you have to go with your own instincts. You can't be so sure that other people are going to do right by you. Votes: 0

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate. Votes: 0

I was totally involved in Bobby's World from the time we started the idea to sitting with the artists on how he would look, to the script meetings, the music, the lyrics, the songs. Votes: 0

If my mom came here today, she'd probably join this red-hat brigade. My mother got my sense of humor, even when I was a kid. I would just do things that tickled my fancy in the moment, and she would ask me who I was entertaining. I'd say, 'Well, me.' And she would tell me that nobody knew that and they thought I was psychotic. Well, I don't ever want people to think I'm psychotic, but I can't help myself from doing these things. Votes: 0

I'm fascinated by mankind. I grew up watching 'Candid Camera' and thought it was funnier than any standup, any joke, anything that could possibly be written because you're dealing with humanity. And people can relate to that. It touches everybody who sees it. It hits a nerve. Votes: 0

I've had people come up to me, as home viewers, and tell me they were screaming at the TV, yelling at each other, yelling at the contestants. Votes: 0

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. Votes: 0

Now I have new stories and I feel refreshed. There is talk of Bobby's World eventually coming back. I would be happy to do that. Votes: 0

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another tax bracket. Votes: 0

When I went into Bobby's World, I had no idea it would be a success. I had been doing the Bobby voice as part of my nightclub adult act for years. Votes: 0

You can go home with a lot of money with absolutely no skill. Votes: 0

You release these things, and if they fly then you have more. Votes: 0

I think the solution to making this world better is if we would just be healthy, mentally, Votes: 0

I've decided to get into shape, and the shape I've selected is a triangle. Votes: 0