If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors. Votes: 3
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. Votes: 0
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me. Votes: 0
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. Votes: 0
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. Votes: 0
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF! Votes: 0
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. Votes: 0
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye Votes: 0