Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking. Votes: 7
The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. Votes: 6
I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day. Votes: 0
Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in. Votes: 0
What has Iraq done to us? Votes: 0
For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down. Votes: 0
Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating. Votes: 0
You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative. Votes: 0
I'm not a disciplined writer. Votes: 0