Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time. Votes: 8
Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool. Votes: 3
I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.' Votes: 2
I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A. Votes: 0
I don't like to joke about dating. Votes: 0
I know everyone says they go to yoga, but I actually really go. I notice that helps me so much. Votes: 0
I'm really big on hormones. Votes: 0
I'm the queen of outside speakers. Votes: 0
It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening. Votes: 0
Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god." Votes: 0
Any expectation is what pain is. Votes: 0