Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. Votes: 3
Don't go see the movies, I'm a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me. Votes: 0
Why can't I say anything normal? Votes: 0
I learned that you can't have any expectations with life. You never know what's going to happen. Votes: 0
If you are going to do something that you have to lie about, don't do it, it's very simple. Votes: 0
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. Votes: 0
I do have big ambitions, but I think we all do. I just want to keep working hard and being happy. Votes: 0
I've never considered failure. Votes: 0
I'm trying not to change. Votes: 0
I eat like a caveman. Votes: 0
We hould totally make out right now Votes: 0
I was raised to have value for money, to have respect for money, even though you have a lot of it. Votes: 0
What does it say, 'I beat Meryl,' Votes: 0
I want a pizza with my face on it. Votes: 0
You look how you look Votes: 0
I need to just find my own peace. Votes: 0
I'm sorry, I just did a shot Votes: 0
Well, at least I had on underwear Votes: 0
I'm dead sober. This is just me. Votes: 0
My breasts have a life of their own. Votes: 0
Sometimes I feel like a vampire Votes: 0
Why can't we just be nice? It's like, we grow up, and then we get right back into high school. Votes: 0