There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh. Votes: 23
I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me. Votes: 12
I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice. Votes: 11
I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off. Votes: 11
Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes. Votes: 9
It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around. Votes: 7
When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party. Votes: 7
With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great. Votes: 6
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts! Votes: 6
I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating. Votes: 5
To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise. Votes: 5
I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters. Votes: 4
I don't want to react because I don't want them to know it's a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I'm like, "˜That's good!' Votes: 3
Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around. Votes: 3
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. Votes: 2
Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do. Votes: 1
What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway. Votes: 0
What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of? Votes: 0
I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship. Votes: 0
Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick. Votes: 0
I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink! Votes: 0
I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course. Votes: 0
I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared. Votes: 0