Top quotes by Jim Carrey

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Votes: 27

My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry. Votes: 24

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.' Votes: 24

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches. Votes: 23

Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast. I don't have time for anything else right now but work and my daughter. She's my first priority. Votes: 22

If I had never ventured beyond being a stand-up comic, then I would be sitting in my house today working on my Leonardo DiCaprio impression. Votes: 19

My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian. Votes: 19

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. Votes: 18

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me. Votes: 15

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work. Votes: 15

My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time. Votes: 14

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. Votes: 14

I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this. Votes: 14

Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke. Comedians, you're always in on the joke unless it's Andy Kaufman. Votes: 14

You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being. Votes: 13

The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, 'Is that a $20 million take?' That kind of thing, and being self-critical. Votes: 13

I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing. Votes: 13

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. Votes: 12

We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other. Votes: 11

I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserve a little bit of respect in return. Instead, the papers try to drag me off my pedestal. Votes: 9

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them. Votes: 9

A better you means a better universe. Votes: 9

My life is not unlike Truman's. I can't go anywhere. Votes: 8

I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around the living room. It's hard for me to come down from what I do. Votes: 7

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass. Votes: 6

I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever. Votes: 4

People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Votes: 4

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. Votes: 4

Any1 who would run out to buy an assault rifle after the Newtown massacre has very little left in their body or soul worth protecting. ;^ Votes: 4

I've arrived at the place if I'm not taking a career risk, I'm not happy. If I'm scared, then I know I'm being challenged. Votes: 2

I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together. Votes: 0

I have spiritual beliefs that I could literally go out and make an entire comedy routine about, and tour as some sort of spiritual guru, but it kind of goes against that [as] I actually believe the things, so I'm always kind of caught in the middle. Votes: 0

Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower! Votes: 0

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. Votes: 0

I love acting. I love play-acting. I love pretending. I love telling stories so whether they be comedic or serious or whatever, it doesn't really matter to me. I enjoy telling a good story. I have it all in me. Votes: 0

Christmas was really where I started coming into my own as a performer because I did all this stuff on my own, all this performing on my own, When other kids were outside playing, I was in my room conjuring characters and impressions and things like that. Votes: 0

I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting. Votes: 0

You might as well take a chance on doing what you love. Votes: 0

I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which, was that you can fail at what you don't want so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love Votes: 0

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point? Votes: 0

I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. Votes: 0

The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm. Votes: 0

I think projects find me. It's really interesting. Everything I've done, from "The Truman Show," the "Eternal Sunshine" to "Yes Man" and "Bruce Almighty," always come into my life at the perfect time. Votes: 0

I think if we all acted the way we felt, four out of eight people at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing. Votes: 0

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me. Votes: 0

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. Votes: 0

A lot of good love can happen in ten years. Votes: 0

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig. Votes: 0

The inner child runs rampant. They're just smaller, that's all. Votes: 0

I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course. Votes: 0

The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities! Votes: 0

I don't ever want to stick myself in one category. I do really love making movies, but the thing about live performances is you don't have to wait around. Literally,you have to wait to see what the reaction is to the film, so it's a slower process. But it is enjoyable. Votes: 0

One of my mission statements with all of my art has been to stop the world for people. I want to stop the worrying and stop the world. Votes: 0

I have been the guy who has everything but yet is so one-track minded about what I want, that I can't see my blessings. Votes: 0

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her. Votes: 0

Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity. Votes: 0

That peace that we're after, lies somewhere beyond personality, beyond the perception of others, beyond invention and disguise, even beyond effort itself. You can join the game, fight the wars, play with form all you want, but to find real peace, you have to let the armor fall. Votes: 0

I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be performing. Votes: 0

If you've got a talent, protect it. Votes: 0

One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri. Votes: 0

So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality, Votes: 0

So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality. What we really want seems impossibly out of reach and ridiculous to expect, so we never dare to ask the universe for it. Votes: 0

The purpose of art is to bring people into presence. Votes: 0

Kids need to know they're the most important thing in the world to you, and if that means quitting your job to prove it, then you have to prove it. Votes: 0

Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny. Votes: 0

Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat? Votes: 0

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting Votes: 0

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don't let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory. Votes: 0

What I have in common with the character in 'Truman' is this incredible need to please people. I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started. Votes: 0

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married. Votes: 0

I hate Christmas. I do think it is odd that I have wound up playing these two iconic Christmas haters. It is the same story, in a way. Scrooge is the original Grinch. I think I am perfectly suited, because I have had some dark Christmases. Votes: 0

Like many of you, I was concerned about going out into the world and doing something bigger than myself. Until someone smarter than myself made me realize that there is nothing bigger than myself. Votes: 0

Ultimately, we're not the avatars we create. We're not the pictures on the film stock. We are the light that shines through it. All else is just smoke and mirrors. Distracting, but not truly compelling. Votes: 0

I don't hate you for loving you. I just hate my heart for choosing someone like you. Votes: 0

It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's left? Votes: 0

I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give a lot of love. Votes: 0

Psychologically, it's what I love to be. Tearing apart a person from the inside out. Votes: 0

I've been on a quest for spiritual answers for a long time. The things I've learned about interconnectedness and non-duality and the feeling of tapping into your soul that goes beyond the edge of your skin is important to me. Once I learned that, I'm far less often trapped in my own little man problems. Me against the universe problems. Votes: 0

Everybody expects the fairy tale - you're going to be together forever with somebody. I don't really subscribe to that. I'd love that to happen if that happened, but ten years is enough. Ten years is a good thing with somebody, I think. It's a nice thing. A lot of good love can happen in ten years. Votes: 0

Compassion is the currency that leads to true wealth. Votes: 0

Hysterical in The Mask; funny yet moving in The Truman Show. Votes: 0

It was such a leap in my career when 'Truman Show' came along. It's always been a long process for me insofar as recognition goes, but that's OK because you appreciate it when it comes. Votes: 0

Like most Catholic boys, I wanted to be Jesus Christ. I could never get the turn-the-other-cheek thing down, though. Votes: 0

You are the vanguard of knowledge and consciousness; a new wave in a vast ocean of possibilities. Votes: 0

I wanted to be a veterinarian for about a week of my life when I was a kid. But I found out about the whole euthanasia thing and I said, I can't commit to that, sorry! Votes: 0

I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich. Votes: 0

You are ready and able to do beautiful things in this world. You will only ever have two choices- love or fear. Choose love, and don't ever let fear turn you against your playful heart Votes: 0

Originality is really important. Votes: 0

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.' Votes: 0

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting. Votes: 0

My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'. Votes: 0

Maybe other people will try to limit me but I don't limit myself. Votes: 0

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh. Votes: 0

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary. Votes: 0

I love playing ego and insecurity combined. Votes: 0

When the first big paycheque with 'Dumb And Dumber' hit, I went: 'Gosh, I wonder if this will affect my performance. Will I do a take and think, was that worth $7 million?' But that never happened. If anything, it made me rebel against that thing when people who get rich start playing it safe. Votes: 0

Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased. Votes: 0

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with. Votes: 0

Before I do anything, I think, well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes, that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile. Votes: 0

I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter. Votes: 0

I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started. Votes: 0

I just want to be myself. Votes: 0

I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create a good one for myself. Votes: 0

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul. Votes: 0

What's yours? How will you serve the world? What do they need that your talent can provide? That's all you have to figure out. Votes: 0

As far as I'm concerned, everything bad that happens in the world stems from the same place, they're people who don't feel important. Votes: 0

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful. Votes: 0

I don't know what happened to architecture [in Las-Vegas] I think they're getting us ready for space colonies or something, nobody puts a window in that you can crack. Votes: 0

Our eyes are not viewers, they're also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us all the time. Fear is writing that script, and the working title is 'I'll never be enough' Votes: 0

The combination of what's written and just being in the moment is always the best way. You gotta start out with something solid and then you play. Votes: 0

It's Better to Fail at What You Love Than Fail at What You Don't. Votes: 0

My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so he made a conservative choice. Instead, he got a safe job as an accountant. When I was 12 years old, he was let go from that safe job, and our family had to do whatever we could to survive. I learned many great lessons from my father, not the least of which was that you can fail at what you don't want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love. Votes: 0

When you are a kid, you need to have something to do. This will keep you off the streets. Votes: 0

I like challenges and I don't believe in failure. I don't believe in regrets. I believe suffering, failure - all those concepts - are things that are absolutely necessary to make us the best people that we can be, the best at whatever we want to do. Votes: 0

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart. Votes: 0

Acting is divine dissatisfaction. It's the greatest thing in the world to do, but you are never satisfied with it ever. Votes: 0

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. Votes: 0

It's always good I think in general to have different energies on screen, like it's nice to have different characters go at different speeds, just like different people work at different speeds. Votes: 0

If you give up on your dreams, what's left? Votes: 0

Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much! Votes: 0

I come from the philosophy of: "Whatever happens to me is the greatest thing that could happen, no matter what." Sometimes in the moment I have a regret, but then I have found myself every time down the line saying to myself: "I wouldn't be here if it weren't for that so called failure." Votes: 0

To find real peace you have to let the armor go. Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don't let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory. Votes: 0

I don't believe in bad people. I believe that people, somewhere inside, have the potential to realize themselves. Votes: 0

I feel like I've lived the dream for sure, I'm the luckiest guy in the world and I never forget that. I always feel like I'm proof of positive thought and manifestation, and that faith is more important than talent. But if you have both you're really doing something. Votes: 0

What I do as an art form is try to make people feel good and if I do try to make them feel bad, it's for a reason. There's something I am trying to say. Votes: 0

There are peaks, there are valleys. But they're all kind of carved and smoothed out, and it feels like a low level of despair you live in. Where you're not getting any answers, but you're living OK. And you can smile at the office. You know? But it's a low level of despair. I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever. I had to get off at a certain point because I realized that, you know, everything's just OK. Votes: 0

The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is. Votes: 0

I don't feel any pressure to be funny at all. I'm funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am. Votes: 0

I don't think I'm ever going to have the kind of life or schedule that I can really have a steady way of doing things. Votes: 0

I've always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely. Votes: 0

I never thought I was finished when people said I was finished, or any of that stuff. I always had this undying belief that even if I was in a wheelchair and I could only move my finger, somehow I would become the guy who does the amazing thing with his finger. Votes: 0

I wish everyone could experience being rich and famous, so they'd see it wasn't the answer to anything. Votes: 0

Every character is a baby. You can't choose between them. If you can, you didn't do your job. You have to fall in love with every character. Votes: 0

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Votes: 0

Imagine if you could actually be that happy? That would be powerful, man. People would be tunneling under the street to avoid you. They'd go 'Oh, man - is that happy guy still out there? Votes: 0

My social life goes in bursts, where I get like, "Oh, I gotta get out and do something, man, I gotta do something." And I'll plan a trip and go on a motorcycle trip down the Baja [Peninsula] for 900 miles and I'll hang out with my friends for like a month, and then they'll never see me for two months or three months or whatever, and I won't answer any calls. Votes: 0

It's always fun to do something that you know ultimately is not about the money, and it's certainly not the fame because it's a pain in the ass, but it's really the person in the seat you think about when you sit in the rooms and write, and you do all the things you have to do. Votes: 0

My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted. Votes: 0

You know the trouble with real life? There's no danger music. Votes: 0

I just like being creative, whatever way I have to do it. Votes: 0

It's exhausting I think to just say really yes to everything for real, even if you do it for a day. Votes: 0

Take a chance on faith. Not religion, but faith. Not hope, but faith. I don't believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire and Faith leaps over it. Votes: 0

I'm not in a recession. I'm doing very, very well. I'm doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really am kicking ass. Votes: 0

I love the idea that 'a person is a person no matter how small'. Votes: 0

I said yes to so many things, from a sex change to gastric by-pass surgery, so it's always paid off for me. Votes: 0

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again. Votes: 0

If you aren't in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret. Votes: 0

Hope walks through the fire and faith leaps over it. Votes: 0

I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me. Votes: 0

For the most sensitive among us, the noise can be too much. Votes: 0

You are ready and able to do beautiful things in this world. Votes: 0

I'm always trying to complicate things. For some reason I'll go, "Well, maybe I can get that in," and stuff like that. I always make it really hard for myself. Votes: 0

Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much. You can spend your whole life imagining ghosts, worrying about the pathway to the future, but all it will ever be is what's happening here, the decisions in that we make in this moment, which are based in either love or fear. Votes: 0

[The highs and lows of show business is] a rollercoaster for sure. There's so many highs, there's just moments of your life where you go, "Wow I can't believe how insanely lucky I am," and then you can turn around and the next moment feel so completely caught up in your own wanting, and desiring, and needing and feel like somehow you're missing something. It's just higher the high, the lower the low. Votes: 0

Choose love and don't ever let fear turn you away from your playful heart Votes: 0

Risk being seen in all of your glory. Votes: 0

Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you're sitting on the couch and you get up and make a triple-decker sandwich. It's on the other side of that, when you don't make the sandwich. It's about sacrifice.... It's about giving up the things that basically keep you from feeling. That's what I believe, anyway. I'm always asking, "What am I going to give up next?" Because I want to feel. Votes: 0

Comedy started out as my hobby and then it became my profession. It's like being on call all the time, like having a built-in beeper. You can't just leave the office and relax because you never know when you'll think of something funny. Votes: 0

Usually you regret the things you say no to. Votes: 0

As far as I can tell, it's just about letting the universe know what you want and then working toward it while letting go of how it comes to pass. Votes: 0

I started out performing as a little boy, I was trying to make my mother feel better and laugh because she was sick and in pain all the time. I found out that I had that power to relieve her. Votes: 0

It's our intention. Our intention is everything. Nothing happens on this planet without it. Not one single thing has ever been accomplished without intention. Votes: 0

I cannot be contained...bec ause I am the container Votes: 0

I'd like to thank my mother, my father, the Academy. I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else. Votes: 0

I think we're past the time in history where you have to come out and say, "you know I'm just happy all the time! I'm a joker, I'm a crazy man!" you know kind of thing. I think people understand I can turn that switch on but I'm also a sensitive, normal human being with feelings and I know how to express those too. Votes: 0

I enjoy fame except when I'm with my daughter. Kids stop me all the time and I don't want her to be jealous of the attention. Also, sometimes I just want to be left alone and I refuse to make rubber faces. That's when they start asking, What's the matter, man, don't you like your job? I say, Yeah, I like my job. But I also like having sex, and I'm not going to do that in front of you either. Votes: 0

The thing is, I've always tried to create transcendent moments. Moments that take people away from their concerns. Heaven to me is when people find a way to become so involved with life that they're no longer concerned for the future. Votes: 0

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen. Votes: 0

All i want to make sure of is that she's doing something she loves. watch your kids when they sit down and absolutely get lost in something. maybe that's what they should be doing-the thing they're dying to do all the time. Votes: 0

I laugh at mistakes. I laugh at how you recover from mistakes. Votes: 0

I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater. Votes: 0

There's been a thoughtfulness to everything I do. Even the stupidest things I do have some kind of point. Votes: 0

Madness is never that far away. It's as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse. Votes: 0

Every character I do is something special to me. Every time you score with a great character relationship in a movie, it becomes your baby. Votes: 0

There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know, and (2) until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass. Votes: 0

For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out of my shell at school, because I really didn't have any friends or anything like that and I just kind of was going along, and then finally I did this zany thing, and all of a sudden I had tons of friends. Votes: 0

I don't remember yesterday.I pretty much live in the moment. Votes: 0

Always turn your wheel in the direction of the skid. Votes: 0

I don't think anybody should go through life without a team of psychologists. I have been through times when I'm literally squatting in the living room, having one of those open-throated cries, where you're crying all the way to your butthole. I always believed I would come out of it, though. Votes: 0

comedy is a high form of art becaus it brings us more joy than anything else, practically but at the same time, it doesn't get a lot of respect. that's the sacrifice you make to do it. Votes: 0

Charles Dickens was an incredibly cinematic writer. He wrote this one hundred years before there were movies. He writes very thematically. It is amazing. Votes: 0

It's time to P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta! Votes: 0

When I started out. I'd drive a hundred miles to do my act for free. Votes: 0

I always have been introspective, since I was a little kid, since I could remember, I was sitting in a closet trying to write out the meaning of the universe. That's been my whole life. Votes: 0

I haven't been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I've been very safe, very conservative with investments. I don't blow money. I don't have a ton of houses. I know things can go away. I've already had that experience. Votes: 0

Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me. Votes: 0

i'm a perfectionist, so i'm never satisfied with myself. i've always been psychotic about that kind of stuff--in a good way. i'm very disciplined. like the food and the whole thing, i'm always looking to "how can i eventually just turn into a ball of light and fly off the planet?". until that happens and God basically pull the blinds back, i will not be satisfied... if i found out that if i ate pine nuts for the next month i could see God, i'd be eating pine nuts. Votes: 0

I spent most of my time in my room staring at a mirror. I never knew I was supposed to socialize. I just spent hours making faces at myself, having a good time. Votes: 0

Comedic actors can be looked at as a lower form because we have to put ourselves in a lower place than most of the audience. I think lofty emotions are somehow considered more special. The best stories in the world to me are the ones that elicit a real emotion, but have humour. Votes: 0

There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to eat you. Votes: 0

I've often said that I wished people could realize all their dreams of wealth and fame so they could see that it's not where you'll find your sense of completion. Votes: 0

But I refuse to believe that I am a better actor than myself. Votes: 0

I expected that most of my career would be in dramatic acting. My hero was James Dean. Votes: 0

I have no limits! I cannot be contained because I'm the container. Votes: 0

Those times in life when you're terrified are the mastery times. Votes: 0

Be grateful. Find something to be grateful for. Don't do too many things that make you feel like you deserve to lose because we do program our own computers. I believe there is a plus and a minus column and if you end up on the minus column, your own conscience will make you lose. Votes: 0

I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea of being around him or feeling him in your life. Votes: 0

Most of the time I live with my pain. I have pain but I won't show it around. I think that's the nobility of the character. There's something noble in not spewing on people all the time about your problems. I'm the light guy, so I identified. Votes: 0

I love stories about teachers. For some reason I can't get enough of those kind of stories. If I turn a movie on about a teacher, I love it. I love that idea of an adult influence on kids. Votes: 0

I just wanna hang out. No big deal! Votes: 0

Humor is not debatable. It's like sex. Either you're aroused or you're not. Nobody can reason you around to their point of view. Votes: 0

Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules! Votes: 0

I'm not always looking for the laugh. I'm not the guy who sits in and listens to conversations and wants to jump in with something hilarious every two seconds. I actually do listen to people. Votes: 0

Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. Votes: 0

Life doesn't happen to you, it happens for you. Votes: 0

Not hope, but Faith. I don't believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Votes: 0

I'm not a bible thumper, I'm not any of that stuff, but I do believe that the force is with us. Votes: 0

The exit from agony is always there. The tunnel out of the agony sector is always in front of you and yet you don't take it. You don't take it by choice. You want to indulge a lot and be in pain. The easiest way out is to write a list of what you're grateful for. If everybody literally did that before they went to bed at night, there'd be no unhappy people. Votes: 0

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! Votes: 0

When someone you love dies, you don't lose them all at once. You lose them in pieces over time, like how the mail stops coming. Votes: 0

I think it's important never to look a gift horse in the mouth, never to overlook your talents [and] what you're good at. Votes: 0

When I started to realise how important the film was to people I thought there is a lot of negative stuff going on in the world, maybe they need these two people Votes: 0

I've never been one to sit back and go, 'I'd better do what the audience wants me to do, because I don't want to lose them.' Votes: 0

The wonderful thing about digital process is that I can be cast in films that I would never be cast in. If I have it in my soul to play the character it doesn't matter what my face looks like, or my age. It's really liberating. Votes: 0

I just love to skate. When I put a skate on the ice, I'm free from the world, and I have no problems at all. I am a bird! Votes: 0

I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I'd have a hairy conniption. I'd just go crazy. Votes: 0

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!' Votes: 0

Isn't it cool when the days that are supposed to feel good, actually do? Votes: 0

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams Votes: 0

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Risk being seen in all of your glory Votes: 0

I would challenge anybody in their darkest moment to write what they're grateful for, even stupid little things like the green grass that made them feel good, the friendly conversation they had with somebody on an alevator. You start to realize how rich you are. Votes: 0

The worst thing in the world when you feel broken is to have somebody coming at you with open-faced love. It becomes incredibly painful. Votes: 0

The dating process is not normal for me. Votes: 0

I would do anything to be anywhere in the vicinity of Eckhart Tolle. Votes: 0

I do whatever [comedies] I'm attracted to. It's like the woman who stands out in the crowd, who for some reason you notice, that's the one you're supposed to dance with at that time in your life. That's just what it is with scripts - they find you when you're emotionally in the right place to do them. Votes: 0

I've often said that I wish people could realize all their dreams and wealth and fame, so that they could see that it's not where they're gonna find their sense of completion. Like many of you, I was concerned about going out into the world and doing something bigger than myself, until someone smarter than myself made me realize that there is nothing bigger than myself. My soul is not contained within the limits of my body, my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul. Votes: 0

I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever. Votes: 0

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Votes: 0

I want to be a positive force in the world, I would like to make people happy. Votes: 0

All there will ever be is what's happening here. Decisions we make in this moment are based on either love or fear. So many of us choose our path out of fear, disguised as practicality. Votes: 0

The purpose of my life had always been to free people from concern. I dubbed it, 'The church of freedom from concern,' or 'FFC. Votes: 0

I enjoy my life. The fame part of it freaked me out for a little while, and there are definitely times when it's not so great to be special and known by everybody - you know, when you're wearing the wrong thing, or just in a vulnerable place. But I'm good with my life now. Votes: 0

I discovered a new thing in the Lord's Prayer that kind of hit me. "on earth as it is heaven" to me it means whatever you take out into the world is what you're going to draw out. like those days when you're all yang and no yin, and you're fighting with people inside, and you can't calm yourself down, and suddenly you're pulled over by the cops. everything goes wrong in the same day because you created it. so, if you get heaven within you, it'll be all around you. if hell is within you, it'll be around you. it's always created here first. Votes: 0

Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian, insanity is not a problem. It's a goal. Votes: 0

The purpose of my life had always been to free people from concern - just like my dad How will you serve the world? What do they need that your talent can provide? That is all you have to figure out The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is. Because everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart. And all that will be left of you is what was in your heart. Votes: 0

Uh uh uh, turning the car into oncoming traffic...is counterproductive! Votes: 0

Don't worry if you miss your cue, because there's always doors opening. They keep opening. Votes: 0

Movie offers are out there for me, I just don't hear them yet. Votes: 0

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer. Votes: 0

Come back here so that I may brain thee! Votes: 0

The era of "˜yes' has begun. Votes: 0

But, you know, you can't be a star at home. Votes: 0

My psychiatrist says I have a messiah complex. But I forgave him. Votes: 0

I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself. Votes: 0

I got paid a lot of money at one point so the focus became, for a lot of people, about that, but for me, it's always been the same goal: To stop the world for people. Votes: 0

I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I'd love that. But I don't need to be. I just want to be here. That's it. Votes: 0

My teacher in the seventh grade told me that if I didn't fool around during class, I could have 15 minutes at the end of the day to do a comedy routine. Instead of bugging everybody, I'd figure out my routine. And at the end of the day, I'd get to perform in front of my entire class. I thought it was really smart of her. It's amazing how important that was. Votes: 0

I hope everybody could get rich and famous... Votes: 0

The only thing that has ever consumed me is love from time to time. Feeling like, 'What is it? How do I get it?' Votes: 0

but can everyone simply choose the path he loves? someone has to take the ordinary jobs. all i know is, that worked for me. and it didn't work for other people i know to get a so-called safe job, because there's no such thing anymore. the only thing that stays constant is the idea that people have to escape. Votes: 0

I refuse to feel guilty. I feel guilty about too much in my life but not about money. I went through periods when I had nothing, so somebody in my family has to get stinkin' wealthy. Votes: 0

My spiritual journey has been a good kind of thing I've been on. I guess some people would say I'm obsessed with it, but in a really good way. It's just enjoyable. I don't really have crazy obsessions about things. Votes: 0

I think obsessions happen because you're trying to understand something or some urge. Votes: 0

You love the person for who they are, flaws and all. You can't help who you love, either. It comes from a different side of your brain than the logic part that tells you that this person is horrible for you - "You should walk away!" While you're walking away, the other part of your brain is trying to gain control of your bodily functions. "Turn around! She's the one!" Votes: 0

Movies are great, but the real romance happens right here somewhere as real close-up. Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased, so... It's not a pleasant feeling! Votes: 0

I was that kid. I was entertaining everybody in the living room and throwing myself down flights of stairs and making the family look special and making my mother feel better and I really wanted to make people happy. That has been my ministry my whole life. I call it The Church of F.F.C. - The Church of Freedom From Concern. And I'm a high priest in that church. Votes: 0

You can be zany and funny or you can do something that really has some depth to it and serious, so there's many different colors to paint with. I would hate to get trapped in one little thing. I always feel like funny is an appendage, but it is not my whole body. Votes: 0

I really have always thought of myself as somebody who lives in the middle of the wheel and is able to go to the extreme, to the outside of the wheel in any direction. The best case scenario for me is to be able to be centered and then go out. Votes: 0

Movies find me, and I kind of just allow them to find me. Votes: 0

I try to stay in decent shape always. I pride myself on staying at least a month away from really good shape. Votes: 0

I like to enjoy life, I like to engage in life, so I would say I'm a yes man. Votes: 0

My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on "Saturday Night Live" where all my friends did. Votes: 0

Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for making fun of them. Votes: 0