...she was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more... Votes: 6
IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie. Votes: 6
If God gave Dad Alzheimer's, He's got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to. Votes: 6
The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money. Votes: 4
You'll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul. Votes: 3
If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn't be so grouchy in the morning. Votes: 3
P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured. Votes: 2
Minnesotans who bought scenic art usually avoided winter scenes. Hannah didn't find that surprising. Minnesota winters were long. Why would they want to buy a painting that would constantly remind them of the bone-chilling cold, the heavy snow that had to be shoveled, and the necessity of dressing up in survival gear to do nothing more than take out the garbage? Votes: 2
For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly. Votes: 0