"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever." Votes: 9
If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short. Votes: 9
Beauty fades, dumb is forever. Votes: 7
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me! Votes: 7
There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath. Votes: 6
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory Votes: 3
The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now. Votes: 3
It's your life; live it well. Votes: 3
Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot. Votes: 3
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.... Votes: 2
One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else. Votes: 2
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. Votes: 0
I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you. Votes: 0
Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents. Votes: 0
You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation Votes: 0
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress Votes: 0
If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true. Votes: 0
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. Votes: 0