Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem. Votes: 6
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit Votes: 0
Leave three Englishmen in a room and they will invent a rule that prevents a fourth joining them. Votes: 0
You never know people, do you? You can work with 'em for twenty years; you don't know 'em at all. Votes: 0
Lawyers are always confident before the verdict. It's only after that they share their doubts. Votes: 0
War makes early risers of us all. Votes: 0
It's the gloomy things that need our help, if everything in the garden is sunny, why meddle? Votes: 0
For most directors, the scriptwriter is about as welcome on set as a member of the Taliban. Votes: 0
I never know which is worse: the sorrow when you hit the bird or the shame when you miss it. Votes: 0
I can be as contrary as I choose. Votes: 0