My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews. Votes: 9
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. Votes: 8
If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny. Votes: 6
If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked. Votes: 6
I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings. Votes: 4