Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Votes: 11
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. Votes: 9
I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear. Votes: 7
People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it. Votes: 0
All my adult life I've been in the practice of giving advice to people who are happier than I am. Votes: 0
The best fiction is true. Votes: 0
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. Votes: 0
Happiness is a moving target. Votes: 0
I don't feel bad about losing. Votes: 0
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell! Votes: 0
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95! Votes: 0
On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'. Votes: 0
One thing we are sure of is there's no one like Nelson Mandela out there. That's too bad for us. Votes: 0
Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot. Votes: 0