Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag. Votes: 10
It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens. Votes: 9
I think the problems with comedians that are political, and there are some brilliant ones, are the ones that offer no solutions. Not that there's a moral obligation for a comic to fix things, but I like to see a comic that's upset about something and offer a solution. It can be a funny solution. I like to see the thought process. Votes: 7
In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson Daly. That was enough validation. Votes: 7
I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything. Votes: 7
The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times. Votes: 6
I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests. Votes: 6
I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future. Votes: 6
I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything. Votes: 6
I still love a well-crafted joke. Twitter's been great for that. Votes: 5
Young writers take themselves very seriously in college. Votes: 5
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. Votes: 5
I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to praise something through comedy or be appreciative and making jokes about it is more challenging than cutting things down. Votes: 4
Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself. Votes: 4
I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.' Votes: 3
I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living. Votes: 3
Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag. Votes: 3
My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league. Votes: 2
I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way Votes: 2
Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.' Votes: 2
I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things. Votes: 2
I'm lucky I'm a comedian, 'cause otherwise my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. Votes: 1
What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great. Votes: 0