If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Votes: 18
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. Votes: 9
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. Votes: 8
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect? Votes: 7
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. Votes: 7
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. Votes: 7
Lead, follow, or get out of the way. Votes: 5
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Votes: 0
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. Votes: 0
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. Votes: 0
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice. Votes: 0
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it. Votes: 0
He laughs best whose laugh lasts. Votes: 0
If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy. Votes: 0
Ignorance is the mother of research. Votes: 0
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change. Votes: 0
Lead, follow or get of the way Votes: 0
Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one. Votes: 0
Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence. Votes: 0
The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't. Votes: 0
The unexpected always happens. Votes: 0
We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves. Votes: 0