In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. Votes: 15
The factory workers say that it's impossible to do anything right. If you arrive five minutes early you are a saboteur; if you arrive five minutes late you are betraying socialism; if you arrive on time they say, Where did you get the watch? Votes: 6
Progress is man's indifference to the lessons of history. Votes: 6
Writers are frequently asked why they wrote their first book. A more interesting answer might come from asking them why they wrote their second one. Votes: 5
I think Jay is in import and export business as his cards say, but he finally found that the second most valuable commodity today is information.""And?""The most valuable?""People with information," I suggested. Votes: 4
Anyone can write one book: even politicians do it. Starting a second book reveals an intention to be a professional writer. Votes: 4
Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Well socialism is exactly the reverse. Votes: 3
Whatever path you take, there is a league of bad road. Votes: 3
Do you ever make silly mistakes? It is one of my very few creative activities. Votes: 1
I store away my experiences and don't feel really happy until I've found a way to write about them. Votes: 0
I think the reason working-class people don't write books is because they are encouraged to believe that only certain people are permitted to write books. Votes: 0
The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change. Votes: 0
When old men decided to barter young men for pride and profit, the transaction was called war. Votes: 0