There are never enough I Love You's. Votes: 15
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. Votes: 13
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. Votes: 10
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. Votes: 5
You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth. Votes: 1
Satire is tragedy plus time. Votes: 0
What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy. Votes: 0
There's a lot of money in wars, except in the war on poverty. Can't make any bread helping the poor. Votes: 0
Anyone who does anything for pleasure to indulge his selfish soul will surely burn in Hell. Votes: 0
Children ought to watch pornographic movies: it's healthier than learning about sex from Hollywood. Votes: 0
I want to perform an unnatural act. Votes: 0
If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career Votes: 0
If I just stuck to pot I might have found out what a drag being an aging hipster actually was. Votes: 0
I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce. Votes: 0
When homosexuals were repressed, you got Tennessee Williams. Today's tolerance got you Hilton Perez. Votes: 0
You put a guy on a desert island, he'll do it to mud, a chicken, a barrel, anything, a knothole. Votes: 0
Life is a four-letter word Votes: 0