I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. Votes: 14
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. Votes: 12
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. Votes: 8
I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve. Votes: 6
Slumps don't bother me. Votes: 4
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate. Votes: 0
I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored. Votes: 0
Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful. Votes: 0