Top quotes by Leslie Mann

I've known my two best girlfriends since junior high school. Votes: 15

My mother married three times. My dad is... I don't really have one. I mean, he does exist, but I have zero relationship with him. Votes: 14

I have lunches with my girlfriends, who just turned 40, and some of those lunches, we're crying and screaming about our husbands, saying we want to leave them and run away. And then, other lunches, we're fine and love our husbands and are happy with our lives. Votes: 13

When you have little kids, you lose friends because you're so busy, but as they get older, you realise how important it is to have your girlfriends around. Votes: 13

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.' Votes: 12

We discovered that we have a fun chemistry physically. Cameron [Diaz] has really long legs and a short torso, and I have a really long torso and shorter legs. Votes: 11

When I was 9, my parents let me take a cab to the mall all by myself. I had hardly any money to spend, but I did have a very specific list of things I wanted to do: buy cookies and sit on the furniture at Sears. Votes: 11

They say that when a woman wants to end a relationship, she cuts off all of her hair. I've done that twice in my marriage but am still married. Votes: 10

Perfect people are the scariest people to me. Votes: 10

Child actors don't have great track records. Votes: 9

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history. Votes: 9

Everything is so chaotic. My nervous system can't handle it. I need my peace, so, every once in a while, while the kids are at school, I lie in bed, close the curtains, watch television and eat food. Votes: 7

All the things you put off, like learning to play the piano or leaning a different language? You're like, what's the point? I'm not really gonna do that, am I? Votes: 5

I'm so sick of seeing these movies where married couples are just cuddling on the couch and caressing each other's faces. Votes: 5

I bring a poofy gray down jacket with me wherever I go. It's meant for winter, but I use it most in the summer, when everyone cranks up the air-conditioning. Votes: 5

I tried to kickbox once right after I had my first baby, and I was so miserable; it was so hard. And I went home, and I passed out for three hours because it's so hard. Votes: 5

Auditioning is so nerve-racking. Votes: 5

I honestly don't know where the high voice thing came from in the first place. Why do people have high voices? Emotional problems? What is that? It could easily be that. And now I'm getting more normal, and my voice is getting deeper. Votes: 5

Sixteen is a hard time. A lot of kids are experimenting with things. Votes: 4

I've always been intrigued by the supernatural. Votes: 4

I don't take anything at face value. I always look for the reasons people are the way they are. Votes: 4

I'd never want to go back to being in my twenties or thirties. I was lost and confused and uncomfortable in my own skin. Votes: 3

Growing up, I wasn't as comfortable expressing myself as I am now, and I think that's why I chose acting: because it's acceptable to have your feelings. It's a place that they want you to feel. Whereas in life, growing up, it was 'Be quiet!' and 'Keep it to yourself.' Votes: 3

Women do not like CDs of live music. We only like the original recordings. If a song sounds different from the version we fell in love with, then it's awful. Votes: 3

Men. We love them. We respect them. But we rarely get to objectify them. Votes: 2

I'm not really interested in doing a traditional romantic comedy where everything ties up neatly. Votes: 2

There aren't good roles for women: the female parts aren't developed: the women are serving the men. Votes: 2

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest. Votes: 2

I guess Judd (Apatow) is my soul mate because we have a lot of hard times, and it's great at times, too. Votes: 2

I've always surrounded myself with funny people. Votes: 2

I like being married to someone who does what I do, and we can talk for hours about all of this stuff that I struggle with and all this stuff that he struggles with because we're struggling with the same things. If I was married to a banker, I don't know what we'd talk about. Votes: 0

I don't understand why people think it's harder to do drama than it is to do comedy. Votes: 0

I'm not willing to spend too much time away from my kids, so I usually don't work that much. Votes: 0

Comedy is hard to do, and I don't know why it doesn't have its own category in awards. I don't understand why people think it's harder to do drama than it is to do comedy. It doesn't get respect. It's hard. It's really hard. It would be more gratifying to get something for a comedy, because it doesn't happen much or at all. Votes: 0

Everything is a struggle. Everything is relative, too, so I still feel like I'm struggling, in many aspects. I'm not worried about paying my rent next month, but in about two months, we'll see. Votes: 0

I like more grounded comedy. I enjoy broad comedies also, but I like Shirley MacLaine. Votes: 0

I remember, as a kid, my dad always told me, "Getting older beats the alternative." Although, now my father actually is the alternative, so I don't know what he would say. He's completely dead. Votes: 0

I think that at the time, when I was first pregnant, it was hard to make the transition from being totally self-involved to not being able to think about myself at all. At the end of the day, I think that's the best thing that someone can go through. I think it makes you a better person. It doesn't mean that people who don't go through that aren't good people. For me, it was a good thing. Votes: 0

I think we're different, but we are very similar in a lot of ways, and we really complement each other in real life and on screen. Cameron [Diaz], for me, is like the teacher. And Kate's [Uptone] like my daughter. She's only five years older than my daughter, and so, I always wanted to protect her. Votes: 0

I'm pretty much game for anything. Votes: 0

I'm terrified by speaking in front of people! Votes: 0

I've always surrounded myself with funny people, Votes: 0

I've been married for 17 years and you know how the actors say, "It's really technical. Those scenes are not sexy. They're just so technical. It's like work." And I'm like, "That's bullshit." Votes: 0

Nine to Five is actually one of my favorite movies. I watched it a thousand times when I was a child, literally a thousand times. Votes: 0

Thank God I didn't put my career over family. That would have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm really happy it went the way it did. Votes: 0

There's nothing in [The Other Woman] movie that feels like an R to us. Votes: 0

What I loved about [The Other Woman] movie was the same thing. It was three women who would never have come together for any other reason except that they had something in common which was this common cause, and that's really the feeling that I wanted this movie to have. It was a huge influence for it. Votes: 0

When I started auditioning, I'd take any audition I could get. The more dramatic ones didn't go as well as the comedic. Votes: 0

When I was in acting class, we did a lot of really serious scenes, and we didn't do comedic scenes. I felt like doing those scenes, it didn't come out of my mouth the right way. I don't know if it's because my voice is different, or what it is about me, but it just seemed a little off. Votes: 0

Written by a woman automatically is better. Votes: 0