Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus Votes: 14
I'm a real Luddite. Votes: 2
Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants! Votes: 0
Love is a many trousered thing. Votes: 0
Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths. Votes: 0
This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel? Votes: 0