Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor. Votes: 14
I love New York. I love working here. Votes: 13
I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too! Votes: 0
I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too. Votes: 0
Babies got it going on! Votes: 0
Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart. Votes: 0
The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide. Votes: 0
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. Votes: 0
One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat. Votes: 0
Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange? Votes: 0
I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great. Votes: 0
I will never stop complaining. Votes: 0
My life is anything but typical. Votes: 0
Comedians and people in general have a cultural right to talk about their own culture and race. Votes: 0
Comedy is a noble art. Votes: 0
Comedy was all I ever wanted. Votes: 0
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. Votes: 0
I definitely support free speech. Votes: 0
I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? Votes: 0
I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just flaunt your body at every opportunity. Votes: 0
I was crazy about the song "Doot Doot," so I usually love this genre of weird, European electronic. Votes: 0
If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them? Votes: 0
My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to. Votes: 0
My parents never really had that much money, so I kind of live in the same world that they do. Votes: 0
To be a feminist is to be alive Votes: 0