His modesty amounts to deformity. Votes: 7
I was born in the country of Hogg and Scott between the Yarrow and the Tweed, in the year 1864. Votes: 7
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. Votes: 5
[On spiritualism:] I always knew the living talked rot, but it's nothing to the rot the dead talk. Votes: 4