Useless as a pulled tooth. Votes: 7
[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper. Votes: 0
Besides, you want the unvarnished and ungarnished truth, and I'm no hand for that. I'm a lawyer. Votes: 0
I found that my name signed to a check was even more welcome than when signed to a letter ... Votes: 0
I have always regarded divorce as essentially disagreeable, like castor oil, but necessary. Votes: 0
I suppose that we are only young, Chris, so long as we can forget. After that we merely remember! Votes: 0
It is only in his head that man is heroic; in the pit of his stomach he is always a coward. Votes: 0
It was said of Miss Letitia that when money came into her possession it went out of circulation. Votes: 0
Love sees clearly, and seeing, loves on. But infatuation is blind; when it gains sight, it dies. Votes: 0
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. Votes: 0
my family, although it keeps its hair, turns gray early - a business asset but a social handicap. Votes: 0
The stage on which we play our little dramas of life and love has for most of us but one setting. Votes: 0
There is a point at which curiosity becomes unbearable, when it becomes an obsession, like hunger. Votes: 0
There is something shameful about the death of a play. It does not die with pity, but contempt. Votes: 0
When a great burden is lifted, the relief is not always felt at once. The galled places still ache. Votes: 0