I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves. Votes: 4
Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously. Votes: 3
I have an equal opportunity womb! Votes: 2
I feel like I'm a drag queen. Votes: 2
The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children. Votes: 2
I really love laughing. Votes: 0
I like comedy as a group sport. Votes: 0