In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. Votes: 27
We all become great explorers during our first few days in a new city, or a new love affair. Votes: 17
A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer. Votes: 17
There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them. Votes: 15
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't. Votes: 4
A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer." Votes: 4
If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject. Votes: 0
The hardest learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind. Votes: 0
There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few that we feel like doing today. Votes: 0
Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing. Votes: 0
We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they? Votes: 0
A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband. Votes: 0
An artist usually has no friends except other artists, and usually they do not like his work. Votes: 0
Creative work is one of life's greatest pleasures, and the only one we will gladly interrupt. Votes: 0
Goods are displayed by thousands of shopkeepers with a sense of beauty that finds no other outlet. Votes: 0
Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children. Votes: 0
If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it! Votes: 0
I'm afraid to win, and afraid to lose; I hate a draw and can't stop competing; otherwise I'm fine. Votes: 0
In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one. Votes: 0
It does not undo harm to acknowledge that we have done it; but it undoes us not to acknowledge it. Votes: 0
It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's. Votes: 0
Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once. Votes: 0
My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general. Votes: 0
Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't. Votes: 0
Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news. Votes: 0
Says the rude child: "No, I won't do it." Says the courteous grown-up: "Yes, I won't do it. Votes: 0
Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition. Votes: 0
Surrounded by people who love life, you love it too; surrounded by people who don't, you don't. Votes: 0
The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about. Votes: 0
There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi. Votes: 0
Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.. Votes: 0
Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be. Votes: 0
Tragedy isn't getting something, or failing to get it; it's losing something you already have. Votes: 0
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter. Votes: 0
We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along. Votes: 0
We are seldom happy with what we now have, but would go to pieces if we lost any part of it. Votes: 0