I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds. Votes: 3
Jan built herself an ivory tower to keep the wolves out; she never dreamed they were already inside. Votes: 2
Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead. Votes: 0
Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing. Votes: 0
Crazy gets all the knives. Votes: 0
Follow the rules whenever possible. That makes it a lot more surprising when you break them. Votes: 0
I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less. Votes: 0
Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens. Votes: 0
Madness is surprisingly freeing. Votes: 0
Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it. Votes: 0
No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right. Votes: 0
The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges? Votes: 0
The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity. Votes: 0
There will always be people for whom hate is easier when it's not backed up by anything but fear. Votes: 0
Well, that's not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades. Votes: 0
You can't kill the truth. Votes: 0