I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. Votes: 0
I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK. Votes: 0
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. Votes: 0
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time. Votes: 0
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters. Votes: 0
I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle. Votes: 0
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. Votes: 0
Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned! Votes: 0
I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... Votes: 0
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Votes: 0
Come on 'long prosperous life!' Votes: 0
Have you ever tried sugar or PCP? Votes: 0
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable. Votes: 0
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. Votes: 0
I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything." Votes: 0
I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards. Votes: 0
If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!" Votes: 0
I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. Votes: 0
The customer's always right. Votes: 0
Then let's print up some flyers! Votes: 0
We don't have to fix anything. Votes: 0
Why are there no "during" pictures? Votes: 0