Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed! Votes: 8
For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood. Votes: 5
Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly. Votes: 5
Empty threats are for dreamers. And I fancy myself a realist. Votes: 4
I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph. Votes: 4
He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch! Votes: 4
You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home! Votes: 4
Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. Votes: 4
Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet. Votes: 3
He has a magic touch. He can turn a G into a C. My heart was made of gold; now it's all cold. Votes: 3
You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, Money, I'm home! Votes: 3
Between cold war and hot peace, our love got sterilized to death. Votes: 2
For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force. Votes: 2
Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge. Votes: 2
I'm too hot to handle; poor bitch needs to be treated for burns! Votes: 1
He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial. Votes: 1
He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together. Votes: 1
Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous. Votes: 1