In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is. Votes: 2
There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people. Votes: 0
Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity. Votes: 0
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! Votes: 0
I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics. Votes: 0
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. Votes: 0
During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them. Votes: 0
I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win. Votes: 0
I don't have any ambition. Votes: 0
I don't have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don't have to do all that horseshit. Votes: 0
If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy. Votes: 0
I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something. Votes: 0
The character of giving advice often makes us accountable for the conduct of those we advise. Votes: 0
The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity. Votes: 0