I've loved you for as long as I can remember, and I'm going to love you for the rest of my life. Votes: 0
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies. Votes: 0
Nefertiti, the most beautiful calico in the world, chose me as her own six short years ago. Votes: 0
Mercy is stronger than your sword. Votes: 0
Get thee behind me, Satan! Votes: 0
that's as nutty as squirrel turds Votes: 0
Kids definitely go into bookstores after reading 'Twilight' and want something else like it. Votes: 0
cats choose us; we don't own them Votes: 0
I am not a bat. ~Rephaim Votes: 0
I prefer my water in wine form. Votes: 0
Ignorance breeds fear and hatred. Votes: 0
I'm a monster, not a moron. Votes: 0
I'm always going to keep your heart safe, even if mine has to stop beating for that to happen. Votes: 0
I'v planted my seeds for my upcoming events. but right now, Im just waiting for them to bloom Votes: 0
Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good. Votes: 0
Surrender is a powerful force. Votes: 0
The world going insane and evil letting slip the birds of war is no excuse for sloppy vocabulary. Votes: 0
There were worse things than dying, and those worse things happened to the people you left behind. Votes: 0
We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally. Votes: 0
Within chaos lies opportunity. Votes: 0
Yeah, I know you. I made you up. This is my dream. You're a mixture of Zac Efron and Johnny Depp. Votes: 0
I'm gay. I know things. Votes: 0