Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end. Votes: 6
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are. Votes: 5
A star on top will complete all the scenery! Votes: 3
Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz. Votes: 3
Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems Votes: 3
Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb! Votes: 3
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. Votes: 3
I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks! Votes: 0
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! Votes: 0
Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you. Votes: 0
Now that we're men, I changed my underwear. Votes: 0
You cannot stop the unstoppable Votes: 0