I'm not familiar with the metric system. Votes: 11
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes. Votes: 9
If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there. Votes: 0
I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against. Votes: 0
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes. Votes: 0
I hate all sidekicks. Votes: 0
George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil. Votes: 0
Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous. Votes: 0
Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things. Votes: 0
To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain. Votes: 0
We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe. Votes: 0
We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago. Votes: 0