You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. Votes: 11
I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived. Votes: 10
My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent. Votes: 0
I live in L.A. Now. Votes: 0
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. Votes: 0
I do what I do because I love it. Votes: 0
I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out. Votes: 0
I have this mistress: show business. Votes: 0
I lived at home till I was 29. Votes: 0
I still got my hair, I'm not fat. Votes: 0
I was wracked with insecurity. Votes: 0
The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness. Votes: 0
You know, a TV show is a slow build. Votes: 0