I think that kids have a greater capacity for processing things than we give them credit for. Votes: 0
When weak, act strong. Votes: 0
You can't call a ninja lord dweeb. Votes: 0
Your head is full of kelp. Votes: 0
What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year. Votes: 0
It's just Annabeth mom jeez! Votes: 0
Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain. Percy: Will you stop calling me that? Annabeth: You know you love it. Votes: 0
You drool when you sleep. Votes: 0
Aphrodite," she said. "Venus?" Hazel asked in amazement. "Mom," Piper said, with no enthusiasm. Votes: 0
Aphrodite strikes again, huh? You're gonna be the best-dressed warrior in town, beauty queen. Votes: 0
Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair. Votes: 0
Whoa, boy, he told himself. Golden Rule for Demigods: Thou shalt not Hokey Pokey with psychos. Votes: 0
Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke! Votes: 0
Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can? Votes: 0
To foreswear romantic love forever. To never grow up, never get married. To be maiden eternally. Votes: 0
Keep it simple (Frank Zhang) Votes: 0
may the gods be with you Votes: 0
Hello, Hazel Levesque. Votes: 0
Don't decide yet," Hephaestus advised. "Wait until daybreak. Daybreak is a good time for decisions. Votes: 0
Nothing lasts forever, not even the best machines. And everything can be reused. - Hephaestus Votes: 0
Curse Hermes and his multi-vitamins! Votes: 0
Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. Votes: 0
Team Leo!~ Leo valdez Votes: 0
Running with a drowsy child of Hades was more like doing a 3 -legged race with a life size rag doll. Votes: 0
Mugged by my own mother. Votes: 0
What's Cabin Nine?" Leo asked. "And I'm not a Vulcan!" "Come on, Mr. Spock, I'll explain everything. Votes: 0
You began your journey here as a pup. Now you must find your way back. A new quest, a new start. Votes: 0
Which reminded me...I still owed the gods a debt. "You're a genius," I (Percy) told Annabeth. Votes: 0
Perseus, you are not the hero. Votes: 0
I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing... Votes: 0
I'll let you and Zia have some quality time," she told me. "Just the two of you and your coat. Votes: 0
I pulled out Riptide. Votes: 0
Annabeth sat up and glared at her ankleYou HAD to break, she scolded it.The ankle did not reply. Votes: 0
Someday, you will make an excellent guardian ba.Thanks, I mutteredCan't wait to be poultry forever. Votes: 0
Fear can't be reasoned with. Neither can hate. They're like love. They're almost identical emotions. Votes: 0
Does truth have a moral? Votes: 0
The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive. Votes: 0
No, no, I never mess around. Votes: 0
If I've got the powers of a god, then why am I so..." "Lame?" Sadie suggested. "Shut up," I said. Votes: 0
Great," Percy said. "Seven of us against Hercules." "And a satyr!" Hedge added. "We can take him. Votes: 0
I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food. Votes: 0
Humans see what they want to see. Votes: 0
I can see the stars again m'lady. Votes: 0
A real man's weapon is his mind. Votes: 0
All da ladies love Leo!! Votes: 0
All invincible and stuff Votes: 0
All right cupcakes listen up! Votes: 0
Always, Always have a plan Votes: 0
And I was holding someone who was destined to be my best friend, or possibly my worst enemy. Votes: 0
And please God, grant me the wisdom to remember that I am writing for children, not golden stickers. Votes: 0
And you, Percy, are my favorite son. Votes: 0
Apollo?" I guessed"¦ He put a finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred." A god named Fred? Votes: 0
Are you crazy?" "Probably Votes: 0
As long as we`re together Votes: 0
As we rose over the rooftops I caught my breath-well, if you can catch your breath underwater. Votes: 0
Athena always, always has a plan. Votes: 0
Bring it on, Pinecone Face! Votes: 0
Can we just call them storm spirits?" Leo asked. "Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks. Votes: 0
Come on," I said. "I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak. Votes: 0
Did you bring me a rat?" "He has no time for rats, George." "No time for rats? That's just sad. Votes: 0
Don't underestimate Camp Half-Blood. Votes: 0
Don't Worry, Be Hapi. Votes: 0
Eat bitter, taste sweet Votes: 0
Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need. Votes: 0
Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good. Votes: 0
Feel the wrath of wheat! Votes: 0
For once, I didn't look back. Votes: 0
Genius does not excuse evil. Votes: 0
Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson. Votes: 0
Great. I've made a friend. Votes: 0
Happy the Dragon was not so happy. Votes: 0
He offered to stop the tide for me once. He offered to build me a palace at the bottom of the sea. Votes: 0
He's nuts" Bianca said "We need to jump off this cliff" i said "Oh nice idea!! Your nuts too Votes: 0
Hey!" I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. "Hey, stupid! Ground beef! Votes: 0
His lion and hippo legs twitched. I wondered if netherworld monsters dreamed of chasing rabbits. Votes: 0
Holy mother!" "Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference." -Hephaetus Votes: 0
Hope survives best at the hearth. Votes: 0
How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub. Votes: 0
How old is she now?" he asked. "Hard to say. She was a tree for a while. Now she's immortal. Votes: 0
I am your friend Bob! Votes: 0
I hoped I wasn't blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles. Votes: 0
I like to have a simple workplace. Votes: 0
I said hello to the poodle. Votes: 0
I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done. Votes: 0
I was glad to be with her, but it also kind of hurt, and it hurt when I wasn't with her, too. Votes: 0
I would've hit the water hard, but at the last second I changed into a falcon. ~Carter Kane Votes: 0
I'm sorry I can't do more. But happy birthday, Sadie." He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. Votes: 0
I'd come to respect the bag. Votes: 0
If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork. Votes: 0
I'll succeed,' Hazel promised. 'And Hecate? I'm not choosing one of your paths. I'm making my own. Votes: 0
I'm not good with children," the god confessed. "Or people. Well, any organic life forms, really. Votes: 0
Imitation is flattery Votes: 0
It's my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! "Happy birthday!" I yelled. "Now shut up! Votes: 0
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality. Votes: 0
It's useless to lecture a human. Votes: 0
I've found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter. Votes: 0
Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids. Votes: 0
Knowledge isn't always good for you. Votes: 0
Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he'd had a lot of practice. Votes: 0
Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "'clean'" it, and suddenly you can't find anything? Votes: 0
Many of the best traps are simple. You just have to think about it, and hope your victim doesn't. Votes: 0
My mother was gone. The whole world should be black and cold. Nothing should look beautiful. Votes: 0
Never bet against a cat. Votes: 0
No hero is above fear. Votes: 0
No which fish are big enough to land Votes: 0
Nothing is unfixable. Votes: 0
Now the tattoos," Zia announced. "Brilliant!" I said. "On your tongue," she added. "Excuse me? Votes: 0
People of Earth, I come in peace! Votes: 0
Percy was not feeling the love. Votes: 0
Percy, you're a brave guy," [Annabeth] said. "Just take the compliment. I swear, is it so hard? Votes: 0
Pizza! Hockey! Destroy!" -Cal Votes: 0
Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse. Votes: 0
Quintus"¦" Geryon mused. "Short gray hair, muscular, swordsman?" "Yeah." "Never heard of him, Votes: 0
Run!" Piper said. "We are running!" Jason picked up the speed. "Run better!" Leo shouted. Votes: 0
She sacrificed her life to make things right," Mitchell grumbled. "She[Silena Beuregard] was a hero Votes: 0
So, destroy?" Cal asked. Clearly, the conversation was giving his two brain cells a serious workout. Votes: 0
Sometimes things don't end okay. Votes: 0
Sounds like a plan worthy of Athena. Votes: 0
Staplers--- Excellent source of iron Votes: 0
Stuff has become the enemy. There always seems to be more of it than I have storage in my house! Votes: 0
Sure, sis!' Then he raised his hands in a stop everything gesture. 'I feel a haiku coming on. Votes: 0
Swords can't solve every problem. Votes: 0
Tell the sun and stars hello for me. Votes: 0
Thank Ra!" She exclaimed. "Yeah, I'm alive." "No, I almost jumped in after you. I hate the water! Votes: 0
That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood. Votes: 0
The first thing we pulled out was a lump of white gunk. "Wax," Carter pronounced. "Fascinating. Votes: 0
The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. Votes: 0
True success requires sacrifice. Votes: 0
Twelve minutes. I can give you that. Votes: 0
Tyson! Thank the gods, Annabeth is hurt!" "You thank the gods that she is hurt?" he asked, puzzled. Votes: 0
Um, Dues ex machina anyone? Votes: 0
We don't have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon." "You've got a magician named Mel? Votes: 0
We were just looking at maps... Votes: 0
We've arrived," Leo announced. "Time to Split." Frank groaned. "Can we leave Valdez in Croatia? Votes: 0
Well that was sucktastic Votes: 0
Whats up, Seaweed Brain? Votes: 0
Who are you and why are you my cat? Votes: 0
Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant. Votes: 0
Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days--that was sad. Votes: 0
You are one freaking awesome baboon. Votes: 0
You assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that? Votes: 0
You both should feel honored." "Right, very honored," I said. "Always wanted to be possessed! Votes: 0