I have no organisational skills. All my energy goes into worry - worrying takes a lot of energy. Votes: 8
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. Votes: 6
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. Votes: 1
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. Votes: 0
My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping. Votes: 0
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' Votes: 0
A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? Votes: 0
All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names. Votes: 0
Cats are a waste of fur. Votes: 0
I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable. Votes: 0
I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat. Votes: 0
Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog. Votes: 0
My Vegas act is how I make my money. Votes: 0
Never take candy from strangers. Votes: 0