The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. Votes: 15
Comedy is the only hope for humanity. Votes: 12
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. Votes: 6
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them. Votes: 2
I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job. Votes: 0
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. Votes: 0
Excuse the mess but we live here. Votes: 0
I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone. Votes: 0
I call myself a 'domestic goddess. Votes: 0
Excuse the mess, but we live here. Votes: 0
Abortion is a woman's right. Votes: 0
Being nuts is its own reward. Votes: 0
Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house. Votes: 0
I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine. Votes: 0
Laugh every day as much as you can. Votes: 0