I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited. Votes: 12
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. Votes: 8
I do love the idea of ritual. Votes: 2
If I have kids, I'll adopt. Votes: 2
I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school. Votes: 0
I don't need a lot of space. Votes: 0
I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror. ... Votes: 0
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun. Votes: 0
I had a lot of depression as a kid. Votes: 0
I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born. Votes: 0
I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point. Votes: 0
I like my life alone. Votes: 0
I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good. Votes: 0
I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that. Votes: 0
I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure. Votes: 0
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. Votes: 0
In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it. Votes: 0
It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to. Votes: 0
Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival. Votes: 0